No Glass Slippers, Just Dirty Talk – Modern Fairy Tale Weekender Bag | Free U.S. Shipping
Because fairy tales are way better with spice, smut, and emotional growth, we designed this weekender bag to be more than a mood – it’s a manifesto. Like the fact that “once upon a time” works better when followed by “he pressed her against the wall.”
With bold text and a cheeky tone, this bag celebrates the women who grew up and decided their fairy tales needed plot and passion.
Go ahead, pack your lingerie, your lip gloss, and your morally gray main character. Use it for solo hotel getaways, girls’ weekends, or dramatic exits when you need a break from real life.
This bag doesn’t judge—it just carries your baggage and your happy endings.
Features Galore!
Features That’ll Make You Pack Extra:
Oversized & Outrageous: 24" × 13" of “hell yes, I need all this.”
100% Spun Polyester Exterior: Durable, wrinkle-resistant, and adventure-ready.
Cream Sheeting Liner: 50/50 cotton-poly blend protects your goods (and your guilty pleasures).
T-Bottom Structure: Stands on its own—just like you.
Rope Handles: 27" cream-colored cotton ropes threaded through gold grommets for grip and glam.
Assembled in the USA: Globally sourced parts, locally packed sass.
Care Instructions
Pretreat visible stains with stain remover
Clean with warm water & laundry soap
Use a terry washcloth or soft-bristle brush
Air or line dry
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.